Womans baksetball...

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

The Ohio State Buckeyes

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

a black man pays his child support

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

N-E Pats never cheated

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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