- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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