Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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