- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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