- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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