What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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