- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Know! Come in!

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Death by kayak

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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