YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

ur gey

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Whats black and gay? Obama

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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