Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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