- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

i have a christmas tree.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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