- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

black people

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

I like touching my boobs

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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