- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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