- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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