- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

i have a christmas tree.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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