- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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