- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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