What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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im @ work, LOL.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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