Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

If you were a pie I'd eat you

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What are annoying? Ads.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Okay, after this one then...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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