- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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