- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

i have a christmas tree.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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