There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Justin Bieber

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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Stealth baseballs record

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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