Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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