- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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