- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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