A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Agent 47.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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