- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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