- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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