- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Okay, after this one then...

What are annoying? Ads.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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