How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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i have a christmas tree.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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OIO

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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