- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

I am a women

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

knock,knock you suck

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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