Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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I'm hungry.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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