- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Daniel is a fag

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Christianity.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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