- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

F? No k

it's funny because it's funny

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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