-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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