What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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