They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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This sentence is a lie.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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