What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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minorities.....

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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