- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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