- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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