A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

How come anti jokes r funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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