- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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