- Anti Joke

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Justin beiber's penis

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Morning wood.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Your mom went to college

your a vagina says you, your a booby

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.