What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

i dont fisish anythi

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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