- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Guess who is violent. Osama

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Daniel is a fag

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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