- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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