Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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