There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Justin Bieber

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Stealth baseballs record

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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