- Anti Joke

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

i dont fisish anythi

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911