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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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