- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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