Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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nothing

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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