Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Knock Knock The doors already open

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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