A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Hail Heetluh

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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