Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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