- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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