Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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The Oakland Raiders

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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