- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

haha Otarts was here

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

what is orange? an orange

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