Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Justin Bieber

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Stealth baseballs record

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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