- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What the hell are you doing?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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