Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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