- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Two women were sitting quietly.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Caolan and Eamon

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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