- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Poker face

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

i have a christmas tree.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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