- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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