Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

One, two, three, four and five

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

The queen having a shit

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a duck?

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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