- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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