Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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