- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

what's the difference between a duck?

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Hi, my name is Jake.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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