a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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hi charles lattuca III

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Two planes walk into an office building

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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