Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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