whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

hi charles lattuca III

You know what's funny? Rape

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

knock knock!? . . No.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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