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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

copy me and i will kill you

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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