A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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hi dave

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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