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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

copy me and i will kill you

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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