- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Stealth baseballs record

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Poker face

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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