- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hell are you doing?

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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