- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Two women were sitting quietly.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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