- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

i have a christmas tree.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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