- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

what's the difference between a duck?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Hi, my name is Jake.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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