- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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