A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

women's rights

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

that wall over there ->

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Face Hunter is scum

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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