- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

knock knock!? . . No.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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