- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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