- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

The queen having a shit

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Wigan.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

The Ohio State Buckeyes

An Irishman walked out of a bar

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