Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

copy me and i will kill you

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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