what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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top kek

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Safe sex MR

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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