What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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