Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

You're a big fat monkey.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

I am a mime

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

seek beauty

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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