What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Wigan.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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