- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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