I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Ms Leong Sux

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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I am a mime

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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