- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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