what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Justin Bieber

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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