knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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