why dont they make black forks

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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your face is kinda funny

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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