Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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the midget went to the midget store

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