What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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