- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

jd and zach loves vigina

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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