Stealth baseballs record

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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