- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

it's funny because it's funny

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