- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

a chinese man pays the full price

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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