whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

wael.. nuff said

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Poop

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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