- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Poop

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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