Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what came first the chicken or the chips

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

so today i took a poop. hehe

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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