I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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