- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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